cherie.husband
julniee.husband
michelle.sweetie.
joey."BBF"
weixin.lovee
cheryl.ahma-in-law.
maxcy.darling./psychopath!
sylvia.darling
lydia.darling
kimberly.darling
vanice.ahgong

the not so loved.
huaren.babyhuaren
kexuan.HOTKING
danieltow.brother-in-law.
haowei.ILOVEMJ!
kiathwe.porn king
chuahsieh.'stinker'
bryan.SOCCER!
koksuan.CHELSEA!sucks
jack.talktalktalk
melvin.CONE!
lokheng.DUSTBIN
nicholas.pig

G-Max!
watch spectacular
watch dadnapped
watch the prince and the pauper(disney)
AND PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

wanni. joey. huiyu. sherlynn. cheriedan. cheryl.ng. cheryl.koh. lydia. sylvia. weixin. kimberly. qiwen. vanice. melisa. celine. felicia. melvin. haowei. danielTOWJIHON. ah girl. koksuan. lokheng. nicholas-haters.

2 website, if u want to watch a funny video ,

click http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lViRlo1_b1o
the wonder girls de song ' nobody' but that one is the parody
then about H1N1 and the swine flu , not sure if u watch before but this song is damn funny

or if u want SCARY GHOST GAME ( its kinda lame and stupid but i always skip
the level the one that u nid to find the code one , idk how to pass , tell me if u know , i
tried tons of times but cannot find the code )

click http://www.hotel626.com/ but try only if u dare cuz the ghost looks quite
real UNLIKE ME , my friend scream until like as if .....
try it , if u nv try before and if u know the code , tell me
cuz i wanna try the code jus cannot get the code !

today is god damn stupid
first , i have to see ms velu with DANIELTOW
cuz me and him fight in parade square and i wuz the one
who shouted ' move larh! ' very loudly if u heard , he hit my bag , i hit
his bag then ... the supbash ( isit spelt like this ? ) saw
then ask us stand up then daniel dunwan , i also dunwan
then he say he gonna complain to ms velu
daniel still dunwan stand then supbash complain lorh
then daniel told me that he not gonna complain , very wrong !
everytime to make that supbash to not keep looking at me , chua hsieh and daniel ( cuz we
fight alot in parade square)
daniel everytime say ' eh , supbash , u today very handsome leh !'
then i will keep on laughing and laughing
supbash complain to ms velu ....
need to go in ms velu class to see her
then when going to go in that time daniel laugh laugh laugh
then i laugh with him then he laugh again i laugh with him
dunno why cannot control my laugh box , laugh for a while then
he go in , i follow him then stand in the class for a few minutes
before daniel starts saying something then say larh , talk then
look at her , then laughing also
ms velu like not fierce at all
then we run back to class
on the way back also laughing
then the 6D de girls 2 of the dogs came in my class then i
go out of the classroom , then keep on staring at me
stare for what everytime also NE how stare at ppl
then i say ' see what see , nv see before isit?! '
MERLION AND DOGS
stare at ppl for what ?nobody ask u to stare rite ?
stare at ppl for no reason .
then later have to write the formulae of the circles
with TANKEXUAN that N.E how hit ppl head one
everyday use diff types of things to hit ppl head
very good at improvising .
doing the science ADAPTATION topic
then mdm chia ask him i think is like that ' how does the whale swim ' or something
then he sort of rudely told mdm chia ' why should i care how it swim ?
also not my problem !'
then later had staple fight with chua hsieh , zhengkai and chuahuaren
then at first we all aiming at chuahsieh then later all aim at me
do alot of funny funny things
everyday will laugh like mad
danieltow everytime make me laugh
he also crazy one !!!
then supplementary the break from 2.45 until bell ring
then play ice and freeze , marcus and that who
ice then later me , maxcy , marcus and some other ppl late
cuz some dun wan play want to know the result slip
then still have time then we play

idunwanna laugh alr liao
everytime make me laughlaugh
laugh like mad
GOD DAMN IT !!!!

Labels: IHATEMERLION

CHUA HSIEH FAILED HIS HMT! AS USUAL =.= I KNEW HE'S GONNA FAIL NE WAY
I ALR TOLD HIM THAT HE'S GONNA FAIL BEFORE HIS HMT EXAM
HE FAIL ALL HIS HMT PAPER 2 !!! HE TOLD ME THAT HIS MOTHER
FORCE HIM TO TAKE HMT ONE !
BUT HE STILL FAILED !!I 2 DAYS AGO ALR KNOW LE


that kiangkoksuan say wanna fight with cynthia and her gang
then he say that his mother call his cousin to help him
then he say his mother have her own gang . whoa , i tell him
i dun believe and i still dun believe
then after school , me , maxcy and cheryl ask him dun fight
then that ruijie ask him to fight
stupid la !
but he didnt fight in the end ( cheryk ask him dun fight lehs )
then go mcd then cheryl koh saw joel pao and his mum there
then she called joel ' PAO ' loudly infront of his mother's face
woah , damn stupid
cuz that time mdm chia TOWLD
our class that joel's mum ask us not to call
him PAO . cuz my class , esp daniel TOW
like to call him pao
but i also call him joel pao
later i go back to school
go class then no marker then koksuan go 6JOY
took their markers
then i go and rite nicholas sucks and melisa too
they go and rite about the class chalet
qihui's one and cheryl koh's one then dunno talk about what
then i go home

Labels: IHATEMERLION

today i dunno who , gave me kok suan's sexband then
i see like gonna break le , so i dun care just pull the whole thing
then break lor , who cares?
later i ask someone, i forgot who, to pass to kok suan
then later he gave marcus the band then
marcus use the scissors cut the band into alot of pieces
small small pieces then he ask me to see then him and daniel throw at smeetha
then i ask marcus where he get the band he say kok suan give one
then mdm chia saw that , ask him clear his table cuz got alot of that
small small pieces then ask him go outside stand . but the daniel still go
and take the band throw at smeetha ....
idiots....

Today wuz very fun....
i laughed like mad in the school hall during assembly.
and that marcus's carbonated BLOOD ! he actually meant
BLOOD RICH IN CARBON DIOXIDE in the science paper
the question with the transporting of blood to the lungs or heart thingy
they ask what's the diff then marcus wrote carbonated blood theres no such thing
its carbonated drink! that question daniel wrote that there's no diff between
the blood leaving or entering ......
both stupid !
in the hall , i said that chua hsieh stinks
then daniel said ' one way to prove that chua hsieh stinks is to
pour the green TEA(TEH) on him .'
he brought the green tea up
then pour some on the cap then
pour on chua hsieh's head
then chua hsieh still like dunno what happen then later
the green tea wuz dripping from his head ! then i ask if his hair is
sticky he say no . STUPID !!!
then the teacher say got the HGP got talent thingy ,
then daniel say that he want to take part he said ' i want to take part and i
want to see how many vulgarities i can scold in 1 min eh , no 2 mins! '
CRAZY !!!!!
I FAIL MY SCIENCE LA !!! 70 leh but at least i win chua hsieh , he 69
booklet A - 46/60 very .....
booklet B - 24/40 even worse !!! highest in my class is 37.5/40 crazy !
that nicholas 73 lor!!!!





then come back from assembly , chuahuaren ask me refill
his bottle then i help him , later i give him his bottle then
i hit him , he asked me ' u hit me for what ?'
then i say service charge . then the kiat hwe say i charge u GST ar .
then i say u have to pay tax then he say that he still have ERP . stupid !
arghhhh....that kexuan use his racket and his hand and his bottle to hit my head
stupid!!!
and that engboon is the funniest !!!
kexuan say TOLD him that he didnt button his shirt then
engboon say that the button spoil so he use the button on the collar there to button
the below one
he look very funny
real funny =D
and chua hsieh said that he is QUITE good friends with that nicholas
HE MUST BE OUT OF HIS MIND !!! WHO IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND
WOULD DO THAT ?!!! yeah , i forgot , its chua hsieh .
poor thing ...
and that raychow got 91/100 for science . crazy!!!A* leh .
then kexuan ask him to let him see his science paper
then kexuan say ' i nv see A* on a science paper before leh !'


maybe u can go google or NE where else to find if theres such thing
as a carbonated blood

TANKEXUAN!!!!!
DUN NE HOW HIT MY HEAD I TELL YOU !!!!
EVERYDAY USE DIFF TYPES OF THINGS TO HIT MY
HEAD !!! I SEE WHAT CAN U STILL USE !!!!
U USED UR HAND , UR BOOK , UR CALCULATOR ,
UR NEWSPAPER , UR PEN , THEN U USE UR SCISSORS !!!
AND U STILL PULL MY HAIR !!!!!
AND THANKS TO YOU , MY HEAD HURTS
USE UR BADMINTON RACKET GIT MY HEAD
THEN GOING THROUGH EXAM PAPER NEED
TO PUT UR BAGS INFRONT , CAN ALSO USE
UR BOTTLE TO HIT MY HEAD !!! U VERY GOOD AT
IMPROVISING HOR ?!

Today PE , maxcy retook her standing broad jump and her sit and reach
i nth to do then retook it with her
then the boys play soccer with another class
her sit and reach around 40 to 40+ cm
i didnt retake the sit and reach only the standing broad jump
my standing broad jump wuz 173cm then i retook now is 190cm
maxcy left 1 cm to A then i ask mr sabri to give her the one cm
he dunwanna
the boys play soccer play until very sweaty and stinky
like what chua hsieh always tell me during assembly when recess over ' i know , i stink ! '
bcuz i will tell him ' chua hsieh ,' then he will reply this way
even though he dun stink...
then the daniel will go and smell him
later chinese lesson
woah , my chinese almost fail 49.5/90
gonna die again if u know what i mean
i duncare le
Maths 78/100 A only
English 62.5/95 booklet a -22/30(fail) booklet b - 40.5/65
Science - ???
Chinese - 49.5/90(fail) DIE!!!! booklet a - 25/50(jus pass leh) booklet b -29.5/40(better but still
worse)
chinese compo - ???/40
english compo - around 30+/40 (teacher say )
english situational - ???/15
chinese oral - 35 -39/50
english oral - ???/30
chinese LC- ???/20
english LC - 16/20(fail)
gonna fail everything !!!!!
chinese - ???
english - mrs julu
maths - mr julian sir
science - mdm lee wee san

• I DUN HATE PORK!!!!
• IT CAUSE SWINE FLU (ITS H1N1, INFLUENZA A , AH , WHO CARES , AT FIRST PPL ALSO TOT IS PORKS)
• NOT 6HOPE IS DANIEL TOW JIA HOrN

time for PORK!!! walao , she today come school very late , i also late 7.25am then come school

but IT even later

then i come , maxcy told me 'about her yesterday

' wah , that melisa hor , yes 4plus cry until 7 plus leh

break record alr loh, but i can cry for 5 hrs she only 3 why

dunwan continue crying ?'

then talk talk talk , mdm chia scold la

then melisa come , the ke xuan go say , cuz

melisa no space to CRAWL to her place then ask joel and ...

to move

then kexuan say ' eh ! that melisa hor , everytime act cute la

act 乖 la , zhui (idk how to write) 励害 de 就是act 了

in 曾老师 also everytime act act act ! '

then mdm chia heard that so she told kexuan( i can hear cuz i sit infront of him . rotten

luck!)

'kexuan , i heard what u say just now . '

kexuan say , 'what i say ?'

mdm chia say ' nvm , nxt time ......'

then later melisa cried

cuz that kexuan dunno go and say dunno what

pork then pork or something la

its about pork one la

so melisa cry , maxcy also cry

i dont know why , then mdm goh come in

ask melisa change seats with yenhui

which is in daniels row

so daniel exaggerated and point at raychow and melisa say

' raychow , then now pork ....'

mdm goh scold him la

exam start lor ,

wah , the science quite easy , average average la

but i ALMOST didnt finish i write until the teacher say pens down

cuz i tot still have time , slowly do

then later i chiong finish ,

that 6G the chinese teacher very biased leh ,

yesterday i ask whether can go toilet she say cannot , then eunice ask also

cannot , raychow ask she say can

CRAZY TEACHER ! like pork like that

i think i know why she dun let me go cuz i wuz late as in recess for queueing

because we were the behind rows cannot see them so we dunno

they go alr

then she scold us(a lot)

but it wasnt even our fault

FAULTLESS(MR ISMAIL)

when daniel and kiat hwe see mr ismail they will shout FAULTLESS la

then we will laugh la

get to the point ...

cuz we were suppose to queue behind cuz tallER

(i didnt say im tall) i said taller

well , at least im taller than the teacher

then i get why she dun let me go toilet ,

cuz she cant STAND ppl being SO TALL

then later finish collecting , take our bags la then recess

mdm chia say want to talk to maxcy and daniel

mdm chia talk very long lor

i nv eat cuz i dun feel like eating no mood to eat

then daniel go first , then maxcy la

then i go buy rice

finish eating ...........................

later art , mr chew nv come

then is that skinny version of melisa's father

then me , cheryl , maxcy , daniel and kiat hwe go find mdm chia

they want to go computer lab , ask mdm chia for her pass

then we go in first , on the com

then daniel go tell the class to go to computer lab ,

everybody rushed out of the class , then very noisy

so mdm goh come out of the class scold them then she TOWld the

teacher not to let them go

but dun go dun go la

cuz we found out that the computers all no internet connection

the teacher very angry la

then we off the com

went back to class

but me , maxcy and cheryl didnt go back

so that kok suan come out of the class then we go find mdm chia

then maxcy go peep into the english paper

saw her marks and kok suans mark only cuz theirs wuz on the top

then mdm chia scold her

mdm chia go back to class with us

cheryl and maxcy go create song then next to maxcy table wuz bryan's

bryan , aidil and jackass playing scrabble

they ask me join then i play with them la nth to do what

then later jack act act dunno do what then bryan go take

jack's calculator ( need calculator to count the points )

throw into the dustbin la

then jack scold him lor

wah , the class very noisy , the teacher still stand there doing nothing

crazy teacher

art lesson over alr

then mdm chia went through science

then the class also very noisy

then mdm chia say that we make a deal

if the class if quiet , she tell us our marks for 2 subjects

but only tell us maths cuz the class also very noisy

i got 78 only

i wanna die le !!!

then that melisa know her marks she deproved 2 marks also

cry maxcy from 91 drop to 71 leh

also nv cry , u cry for what ?

the rest is history.....

Labels: I HATE PORKS

today stay back for supplementry
start at 1.30 so went to hougang point with cheryl koh and DANIEL TOW
saw weixin and jelyn there
then that daniel tow queue infront of me
then TOWLD me tht he helping limruijie buy fries
he gave him $10 to buy
i bought fries and one ice latte
then i put the coffee cream
the cream nv dissovle
then i went to the basin there
the basin wuz like filled with orange-y and yellow-ish
colour ! disgusting lor!
then daniel ask me dun wash
heck care him la
then i wash , i press abit then the water splashed at me
even disgusting-ier
shoulda listen to him
but the latte very nice
actually i wanted to buy the frappe
but dun have nvm la
i like the latte more
then the daniel ask me not to wait for cheryl koh
then i walk away lar
i dun like waiting
cuz i wanna go back to school and play ice and water(childish rite ? no choice
my class is like that one)
then on the way back to school
daniel ask if the latte nice anot
then i TOWLD him very nice
ask him want to try (for heaven sake , i wuz just kidding )
then he throw his fries at me
shit him la!
go back school
finish my food at the canteen , i dun wanna get scolded again
then play la
bell rang ,
went to second floor wait for mdm chia ... the rest is history

we were going through science paper
aidil , cuz we go and sharpen the pencil the lead part only on the table
then the table will have the pencil lead
then... idk how to explain
then aidil go pour water on the lead there
then the lead the dust dry alr become
like metallic one
very nice
then aidil take the rubberband
want to shoot at daniel
the first time he nv aim properly
second time BULL'SEYE !
hit him
good job aidil !
then daniel tot that it wuz kiat hwe who shot it
so he pick the rubberband
then aim at kiat hwe
kiat hwe still dunno
i call him to watch out ask him look at daniel
then when kiat hwe saw that
he say ' what?! what i do ?!'
then daniel complain to mdm chia
but nth happen
that ke xuan go hit my head again lor using book


then later after supplementry , daniel complain to mdm chia that
K.O(pork , melisa)
cheat in exams
say IT looked at maxcy's ans bcuz
maxcy nv do one question she wuz panicking
then she left one side of the paper hanging
K.O go and see the ans
that KPO daniel TOW saw that say he gonna complain to mdm chia
then make mdm chia sad again
that time oral
she alr say if theres one more cheating case
shes not gonna teach our class alr then switch class
then after COMPLAINING , we wait at the stairs with kiat hwe and chua hua ren
then daniel come out first followed by melisa then her face like crying like that
then we went down the stairs together
so melisa walked the fastest so me and maxcy did silly faces behind her
then that daniel the funniest
he go sing the high school musical the song ' bop to the top' with the
dance behind her but change the bop to PORK
he sing until very loud and keep on repeating that !
then everyone wuz laughing like mad excluding her

then she called maxcy's and cheryl's mother
say that she nv cheat , she TOWLD her mom ' how can i cheat when im sitting behind maxcy '
PLS LAR SHE WUZ SITTING BESIDE HER OKAY that pork !
then she say her father gonna call police ! WTH ?!
shes the one who cheat . maybe not cheat la , maybe say LOOKED AT HER PAPER
then maxcy say she gonna complain to MOE la or sue her also can ( at least thats what i heard)
CRAZY PORK!!!!! FYI , in daniel's facebook quiz which i took, he said that he hates 6HOPE'S
PORK the most and cucumber the most !! i agree with him , for once ...

mdm chia is gonna be so mad when she hears that melisa's father gonna
call police :[ CRAZY ! SHES DA ONE WHO *LOOKED* AT HER PAPER
IN THE FIRST PLACE ! CRAZIER
she gets upset over lil things
like when aidil last time call her melisa-rus (almost the same
as miley cyrus) she should thank him lehs
its a compliment for a PORK that is . heard that she weighs around 110 pounds
(around 50 kg. WOW! thats even heavier than that chua pork(chua hsieh)
daniel call her pork , he is not NE better , daniel is tau pok also pok
then melisa is pork only one R
then me , maxcy and kok suan say melisa is auntie pork
then daniel is uncle poRk

PORK must be out of her mind
oh yeah , she is pork
pork is alr dead , it has no brain and stuffs
which includes mind

PORK HAS OFFICIALLY GONE CRAZY !!!!

Labels: I HATE PORKS

today the math paper damn easy la!
MOST of the question that is .
idk how to do one of the question then left it blank
the paper 1 i last question nv do cuz no time . i tot still have time then i slowly do
one of the question in paper 2 the mr julian sir
keep on coming in to change
then he at first change the punctuation to comma la
then mdm goh say she cannot tell us if its before or after
then i ask her
' they alr say he give then they have the same amount of money , what for they ask what is the ratio of .... ?cuz the Q ask what is their ratio .... somemore they put comma threre that means it
is after la so ratio should be 1:1.' then mdm goh say some Q must use common sense one
so i am correct
i quickly change the ans
then mr sir come in and say he gonna change again and say ' sorry , no change , no change at all , if u read the Q properly , its the same ! ' i alr say that to mdm goh . i have common
sense one

then we were all like ' walao ! where got like that one! '
then nid to change again for the third time , FYI.
then i no correction tape
mdm goh ask someone to let me
then choose choose choose
dun wan choose daniel ( he offer me)
then tht mdm goh choose RAY CHOW
wth ! must use his
i wanna puke
then maxcy they all like sorta laughing and disgusted ( i wuz too )
but cannot later mdm goh scold
then the RAY CHOW nid go toilet do his *business*
then go there for a long time
mdm goh ask MARCUS to see if he is okay or fainted
he is okay
then when RAY CHOW come back .... the rest is history
so after the paper were collected ,
ke xuan TOWld ( for daniel)
me that ray chow like nv wash his hand like that ( cuz his hand not wet )
i wuz like ' eh , ray chow u nv wash ur hand ar ?'
bt he nv reply
i TOWld maxcy 'bout that she also very disgusted
CHOW CHOW dog
i think he nid dettol hand sanitizer ( which ke xuan say as hand steriliser, NE how use one)
i have tht at home
dun wanna bring too lazy too
and i wun lend it to that chow chow dog 1
disgusting lor( i know im exaggerating / using hyperbole)
but he is disgusting i sat infront of him for half a yr until i complain to mdm chia
that he very irritating
keep on kick my chair and ........

kok suans that band thingy ....
maxcy pull pull pull then accidentally broke it
so its like very awkward the covurn also broke another of his
he ROTTEN LUCK ( this are one of the WORDS use by kiat hwe and ke xuan )
tht means that maxcy and kok suan *** and covurn and kok suan *** ( not surprised at all )
idk true anot but is benjamin's sister say one
i dun really like that benjamin
he last time in trackandfield that time very ......
but it wuz about 2 yrs ago then he quit

just now in class i heard a very LOUD HORN
then i look at daniel
he gave me a wry smile
then mdm chia ask ke xuan to change seats with smeetha
smeetha sitting behind me now instead of ke xuan (he hit my head 2 times today , one time
with the calculator another time use hand )
cuz he keep on talking to maxcy and others
then maxcy now talk to other ppl so mdm chia saw then
change her seat with tht jack , so jack sit beside me
so the kexuan complain to mdm chia that its not his fault is maxcy ....
then mdm chia ask him if he is pushing all the blame to maxcy
WTH ! i now need to sit with jackass then daniel say the jackass is an animal la
then the female one is called the mare . so smeetha sit beside jackass and
aidil sit infront of jack
then daniel start saying tapra tiro (roti prata, opposite) , rycurr(curry)
cuz smeetha .... very racist
then kiat hwe and others complain la say he racist , mdm chia didnt say NE thing
smeetha is tapra tiro then jack is jackass la , so aidil is milo(then he say one black , white
and brown )
only bcuz of their race
he very.....
then marcus also sitting beside me the *OTHER* side
then daniel think 'bout teh-tarik ( FYI , not talking 'bout u hor monster)
then say marcus divorced with his ... i ask who
he say coffee
cuz teh mix with coffee will.....
wherever i go stuck with that marcus
he very irritating lor
somemore he talk like a girl
when i say that he will say ' i hammer u ar!'
i will reply ' i will burn u '

cheer up ... kiat hwe
his no.1 idol , mas selamat had been caught yesterday
joel made fun of mas selamat by saying tow selamat
then daniel said pao selamat
luckily mdm chia not here
if not they are so dead

AND THIS IS BACK FOR U!!!(KIAT HWE)
PLS PASS UR EXAMS WITH FLIRTING COLOURS!!!!
THATS WHAT U SAID!!!!

god is currently damn-ing me
urghh...
i spoilt 3 pens in 1 day
2 blue 1 light blue
and 1 green yesterday
god damn it !
fu*ker

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